This Christmas is going to be a difficult one for me with my health in a bad state but I hope writing this blog post with assorted Christmassy thoughts should give me a little Christmas cheer.
My random thoughts on Christmas (but mainly focussing on Santa):
- I wonder how Santa chooses his Reindeers. Santa, if you’re reading, please tell me it is in the style of ‘The Apprentice’ with a different Reindeer being fired each week.
- I can’t help that think that Santa is typecast in his current role of distributing presents every year, therefore I suggest not delivering presents from now on.
- The only person to have a better beard than Santa is Brian Blessed. Fact.
- Remember seeing the ‘careers advisor’ at school? Imagine Santa’s trips to see the careers advisor when he was at school.